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Guys, my boyfriend turned into a dragon dingo hybrid and I honestly don't know what to do. I've been trying everything I can, but nothing works. All he does is just fly around and make dingo sounds. I've tried getting a broom to get him down, but nothing fazes him. Once, he even decided to make a nest and try laying eggs. I told him that he was a guy and he can't lay eggs, but he managed to lay them anyway. I fear that he has become too powerful and I cannot control him anymore. So, I've come to you guys with a question: How do I become a golden tiger with wings and the teeth of a sabretooth tiger? I feel like it's the only way to help him. Thanks,
Ted Turner.


you unappreciative fuck. dragon cum is better, just look at ted turner's thread about it. if i were you, i'd start appreciating it.


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you unappreciative fuck. dragon cum is better, just look at ted turner's thread about it. if i were you, i'd start appreciating it.

are you Neeaat



fionn

4 weeks ago Administrator

Unfortunately your boyfriend has passed away.

Have a great rest of your day


shrimp

4 weeks ago Administrator

fionn - go to this post

Unfortunately your boyfriend has passed away.

Have a great rest of your day

Shut up fionn

shrimp

4 weeks ago Administrator

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Shut up fionn

Shut up fionn

shrimp

4 weeks ago Administrator

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Shut up fionn

Shut up fionn


Help, It has gotten way worse now. He has now transformed into a horny car and is constantly humping everything that is on the road. I have turned into optimus prime as an attempt to stop him but it just wont work. Please help me find a solution to this madness.

Sincerely, Ted Turner: Server Owner 2 The Origin Sequel.


Strange sequence of events.


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Strange sequence of events.

I know right


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