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I've had many critics question my profile picture, saying "How can you be a slug if you have a shell?"

It is a burning question, one that can destroy a man's reputation. And I must now admit my darkest secret to try and resolve the conflict that arises from this dark truth.

I am actually a slug with a shell taped on to me. This was done by a gang of racist snails. This is why they're the worst gastropods. Since I don't have hands I can't take it off, so please don't point it out you wankers. Or else I'll say a bad word.



what kind of bad word


Gastropods suck


Snail master race fuck a slug


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