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Preface: It has been previously discussed and acclaimed that Carol Dweck is an omnipotent God-like being with powers to rival those of Neil Guard and the fabled Brian R. Krebs, Baron of Cybersecurity and Emperor of all Blogger. It is now time for us to realize the true potential of Dweck's abilities.

The Carol Dweck Conspiracy.

Carol Dweck's "growth potential" indoctrination program has been spreading across all regions of the globe, and her divine intellect has taught us that she does, in fact, know what's best for the children. And now, you may ask – what does Michael Jordan have to do with any of this? Regardless, the truth is that Michael Jordan just can't accept not trying, and this physical disability has prevented him from challenging Carol Dweck to a duel… until now. After centuries of deliberation, Michael Jordan (also known as Lichael Beeseph) has ended his hardships, and somebody has submitted to him a request to quit trying. Since he thinks he cannot physically accomplish this task, he takes the ancient scroll and throws it in the bin, until one day, he is forever changed by the charisma of the Dweckism, and he finally becomes capable of quitting the trylinearificaces.

Now, Dweck has made a speech where she announces her futile attempts to defeat Tsar Nicholas the Second, as she is too weak to overcome the crushing strength of the Romanov Dynasty, and she searches for acquittal and recognizing her inabilities. Livingston and Gana have had opposing views on metacognition for quite some time, and they finally clash upon the challenge of James Schnucko Junior, who detests the Livingston-Gana dual monarchy. This is seen as a huge blow to their integrity, and as such, it is time for Dweck and Steele "Cow" Characterson to find out what it is they're supposed to do.

Is this the truth? Or is it just another one of Carol Dweck's tricks? We may never know.


Billiam_Kush

11 months ago Administrator

Carol Dweck? More like Merrill Dweck. As in, Ms.Merrill Dweck. AS IN, AMY MERRILL IS CAROL DWECK!


eso

11 months ago (edited by eso 10 months ago)

bitch cringe worthy krieg


Conspiracy like CON as in-


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