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BirdsWithArms

7 months ago (edited by BirdsWithArms 7 months ago)

Diagram A: As you can see in Diagram A a Bird with arms is a strong well built animal.

Now take a look at Diagram B: https://goo.gl/images/FL7Bbf this pathetic creature is a armless bird a lesser creature that scorns my soul with their existence.

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admin

7 months ago Administrator

Diagram B is broken.


admin - go to this post

Diagram B is broken.

Fixed, apologizes armless bird really rustle my jimmies leading to mistakes


scuba

7 months ago Administrator

Bort no arm > birf both arm

Arm bird weak.


fAzE_eDgY

7 months ago (edited by fAzE_eDgY 7 months ago)

scuba - go to this post

Bort no arm > birf both arm

Arm bird weak.

Scuba = communist

Birds with arms are the superior race


scuba - go to this post

Bort no arm > birf both arm

Arm bird weak.

Communism is the Mice that Capitalist Birds With Arms devour on our morning commute.

fAzE_eDgY - go to this post

Scuba = communist

Birds with arms are the superior race

I commend you enlightend one, may the golden arms shine upon you.


Latemarx

7 months ago Administrator

Flightless birds are the superior race!


scuba

7 months ago Administrator

bart darms are awful!

no byartd arms!


Latemarx - go to this post

Flightless birds are the superior race!

Scoff your heretical statement exspunges all truthful sentiments that call themselfs home within this thread. Direct yourself towards a less enlightened area of discussion.

A quick history lesson for those unaware. Socially accepted history will tell you this (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War&ved=2ahUKEwi4oOGRiOvdAhVSMqwKHUFvDfYQmhMwDHoECAsQPQ&usg=AOvVaw3Vr67SUU_sIKOfnVrjJKei) is what the Great Emu War was like.

What actually happened is Armless Emus schemed to bring a civil war to Armed Emus. The insuing war stripped all Emu of their arms. This is one of many disgusting acts perpetrated by Armless Birds in vehement jealousy of Amred Birds and solid proof to Armed Birds moral superiority.

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For any Armless Bird Bastards looking to take me out for speaking the truth I'm protected:

https://i.imgur.com/oT7qJyA.gifv


scuba

7 months ago Administrator

arm bord is a sin


Latemarx

7 months ago Administrator


BirdsWithArms

7 months ago (edited by BirdsWithArms 7 months ago)

https://imgur.com/MPfOLK3

A breif look into Amred Bird Culture:

Seen above is the Arm God Capi Toe Less in all his majestic glory, the wisest, richest, and most powerful of the great Primordial bird Capi Toe Less gifted all worthy birds arms.

https://goo.gl/images/1BsHU7

Above you see Capi Toe Lesses greatest enemy the Com You Nest (On The Right Side) who saw arms as greed incarnate, and in its jealous rage Com You Nest set out to rid the all Birds of their Arms.

One armless bird rose above the filth that is armless society (See left side of above picture) and challenged Com You Nest (See above picture for artists depiction of the great battle). This Birds name was lost to time so Amred Birds created a suitable name for this Amrless Hero he is known as Fah Shist.

Fah Shist is the only example in history of a Armless Bird rising to an eqaul of an Armed Bird.

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GUYS! I FOUND THE TRUTH!!! Birds have wings and arms!

so they can fly and fight


Sikora - go to this post


GUYS! I FOUND THE TRUTH!!! Birds have wings and arms!

That was the 23rd World Wing and Arm Wrestling Match (WWAW for short) a classic.


scuba

7 months ago (edited by scuba 7 months ago) Administrator

Shut up


Latemarx

7 months ago Administrator

BirdsWithArms - go to this post

That was the 23rd World Wing and Arm Wrestling Match (WWAW for short) a classic.

Oh my god that's animal abuse quick someone call PETA


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